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Pay my phone bill!
I have a problem, you see, and I need a solution. My solution is this: send me money! Yes, by sending me money, you can help pay my phone bill! I have an outstanding phone bill that was run up by me, my ex-roommate and my ex-ex-roommate's lesbian ex-roommate! Sucks? Yes, indeed it does. It's about two-hundred and thirty dollars... it's sad really...
Anyway... If you'd like to help my cause, send me money! Send a check or money order to:
Thomas Hern,
77 River View Dr.
Verona, Va. 24482
And make sure to make all checks payable to: Thomas Pare Hern III
Hurry, I'm sure to recieve a court subpoena soon... sad I am... Send me money!
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